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21 Ways To Spot A Train Jerk in Japan

        posted by John Spacey, Japan Talk, May 20, 2012

Japanese people tend to be remarkably polite and courteous. This courtesy generally holds up in stressful situations such as being packed together on a crowded train.

Japanese trains carry 22.24 billion passengers a year. That's 10x more than any other country (the next country on the list is Germany with 2.2 billion passengers per year). Under these extreme loads, manners and etiquette is important to train companies. When a disturbance such as a fight occurs on a train it cause delays. Japan's rail lines are scheduled so tightly that one delay propagates through the system — potentially affecting millions of customers.

It's common to see posters promoting good behavior in stations and trains. Unfortunately, the posters are sometimes a little cryptic. These 21 posters prove it.

Stop attacking cute cartoon characters.

cute cartoon bad guys
(prohibited items on trains)


Beware of train zombies.

zombie attack
(don't rush the closing doors)


Cucumber makes tomato family cry.

reckless cucumber
(be careful not to get your stuff stuck in the doors)


Stop being so happy.

platform party time
(beware of approaching trains)


Zombies dislike music.

rock and roll train style


What are the guys at the bottom looking at?

train legs
(leave room for others)


Life is better for jerks.

dont be this guy
(It's considered rude to talk on the phone on the train in Japan)


Zombies will be angry whether you do your makeup or not.

before and after train make over and zombies


Women doing makeup on trains is apparently a massive social problem.

makeup on the train

messy people


Stop poking trains with sharp objects.

stop poking the trains


Beware of jerk ghosts.

jerk ghosts


Ninja and salary man attack force.

ninja and salary man attack train

Apparently, it's more painful to watch someone get caught in train doors than to be caught in them yourself.

everyone is watching you fall


Be careful drinking at the station because you might fall down and zombies will stare at your butt.

too far gone


The kid sitting on the floor (far right) — this sometimes actually happens.

train jerks


The proper way to dry a wet umbrella at the train station.

golf umbrella and imagination


Stay out of the way of zombies.

stay out of the way of zombies


These gymnastics are more common than you might imagine.

train gymnastics

This one was the result of a student art competition.

earthquakes on a train

In the event of an earthquake it's important to follow the instructions of train staff. The guy in the train is safe and happy (too happy) because he didn't panic and followed the staff's instructions to stay in the train.

 
 
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